my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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Apparently when you have sex on your period you can get UTI’s. GREAT

slap on the forehead

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I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

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